Hjólbeinótt? -- Bowlegged?

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Magga Mįttlausa og Sigga Sķžreytta eru vinkonur. Önnur žeirra žjįist af lystarstoli en hin af lotugręšgi; sem hvort tveggja er sjśkdómur sem getur reynst bókstaflega lķfshęttulegur.

Žęr voru oršnar ógešslega žreyttar į aš vera gagnrżndar fyrir aš vilja vera, jafnvel, óheilsusamlega grannar.

Eitt sinn žegar žęr voru aš horfa į „The Incredibles" myndina kom atriši sem kveikti į hugmynd hjį žeim, hugmynd sem žeim fannst FRĮBĘR! Žetta ętti alls ekki aš koma į óvart, žvķ eins žversagnarkennt og žaš kann aš hljóma žį hafa oft veriš leiddar lķkur aš žvķ aš žeir sem žjįst af įtröskunarsjśkdómum į borš viš žessa tvo fyrrnefndu séu jafnvel meš hęrri greind en gengur og gerist.

 

Žį sagši Sigga viš Möggu: „Hey! Viš getum mótaš žessa hugmynd aš okkar hentisemi..."

„Jįįįį!!" Svaraši Magga.

„En hvaš meš hjólbeinóttu gellurnar, žęr geta ennžį sloppiš meš aš vera ógešslega feitar?"

„Nei mašur, žaš eru ekkert svo margar hjólbeinóttar gellur, svo eru örugglega jafn margar kišfęttar!!" :D

„Ókey, kżlum į žetta, žaš eru svo margar heimskar gellur til (į żmsum aldri) sem falla örugglega fyrir žessu!!"

Og viti menn - įšur en žęr vissu voru grunlausir kjįnar — sem vissu ekki aš viš veršum aš žora aš vera okkar eigin fyrirmynd — śt um allt farnir aš apa eftir žeim og ķ staš žess aš horfa į asnalegar barnamyndir verja žęr Magga Mįttlausa og Sigga Sķžreytta nśna hverri lausri stundu ķ aš horfa į annars konar myndir og dįst ķ leišinni aš sjįlfum sér fyrir sķna frįbęru įętlun.

En ķ svona „ęvintżri" lifa ekki endilega allir hamingjusamir žaš sem eftir er...

Hvenęr veršum viš įnęgš, ef viš getum ekki lęrt aš elska okkur eins og viš erum nśna?

Žessi saga er ķmynduš og er alls ekki ętlaš aš varpa rżrš į vaxtarlag eins eša neins, hvaš žį tilfinningalķf, hugarįstand eša annaš - hvort sem į viš um karla eša konur, feitlagna eša grannvaxna, hjólbeinótta eša kišfętta eša annaš.

BOWLEGGED?

Tired Tanja and Drowsy Diana are friends. One of them is suffering from anorexia, the other from bulimia, which are diseases that can be fatal.

Both of them had gotten bored of getting bad rap for wanting to get to be so thin as to possibly endanger their health.

Once they were watching the "The Incredibles" (see link to youtube above) and got an idea that they thought was BRILLIANT. That in and of itself should not come as a surprise since eating disorders, such as the two mentioned above, seem rather to affect persons with higher intelligence, albeit—some might say—paradoxically.

Then Tanja said to Diana: "Hey! We can mold this idea to our liking!"

 "Yeeess!!" Answered Diana.

"But what about the bowlegged chicks, they can still get away with being fat slobs?"

"No sys, there aren't so many bowlegged chicks and there are probably as many that are knock kneed!!" :D

"Okey, let's do this! There are so many dummies (of different ages) who'll fall for this!!"

And lo and behold - before they knew, ignorant fools — that did not know that we have to dare to be our own idol — everywhere had started to imitate them. Now, instead of watching foolish childrens movies Tired Tanja and Drowsy Diana spend their free time watching other types of images and, at the same time, marvel at their ingenious scheme.

But in a "fairytale" like this one, not everyone necessarily lives happily ever after...

When will we be happy, if we can not learn to love ourselves as we are now?

This little tale is imaginary and not intended to shed a negative light on anyone's physical shape, even rather; feelings, emotional state or otherwise - whether it be a man or a woman, obese or skinny, bowlegged or having knock knees or otherwise.

 


 

 


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